My dad did it...

"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux) 01/05/2015 at 13:20 • Filed to: None

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I called him a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! all weekend. He ended up in the black for now, sort of. 6 grand for the Dodge, he sold his Taco for 10 as a trade (Dodge was on wholesale at his work). I am proud of him though for his Shih Tzu sticker he put on it with all the other crazy stickers on it. Dude is driving around with Iron Crosses with american flags, skulls, and snakes in them on the back window for Christs sake.

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Deets: early production 03, rust on the rear wheel arches and on frame, 85K miles. Air horns that play freaking Dixie. My father is not a gun nut or a redneck. And yeah that is me in my PJ's taking pics. Fuck it

fhrblig > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:22

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What, no truck nutz?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:23

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As you said on that other social network.. he's got lots of scraping to do :)

505Turbeaux > fhrblig 01/05/2015 at 13:23

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I think the PO kept them as a memento

505Turbeaux > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/05/2015 at 13:24

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lol he has started, and he has a LOOONG way to go.

ACESandEIGHTS > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:25

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I drove a F100 for years that had a "Our Flag: Love it or Leave" sticker on the rear window—they'd thoughtfully applied window tinting over it so there was no way to ever remove it.

Even that was embarrassing to a point. Although it's got nothing on this kind of obnoxious rolling billboard horseshit.

Wow, just read the "air horns that play Dixie." Can you record that and post it for proof???

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:25

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Hey ... I think I know this guy!

505Turbeaux > ACESandEIGHTS 01/05/2015 at 13:27

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lol I will ask him to. He says he is leaving it on there!

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:29

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Good luck to your dad. But man does that truck look awful, even if he made 4k on the trade. At this point the best thing for him to do would be scrape all that shit off, replace the headlights, and get rid of the Ram. I just can't imagine it was well taken care of with the obvious lack in taste with all the stickers.

T5Killer > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:31

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Wow that truck is a rolling stereotype.

505Turbeaux > T5Killer 01/05/2015 at 13:31

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horribly so

Hey, y'all, watch this! > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:32

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Oh, my goodness. That truck is like a bad parody.

CalzoneGolem > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:33

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Fucking right!

Them Duke boys are at it again!

ly2v8-Brian > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:34

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Motherfuckin Murica

Rock Bottom > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:38

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'MURICA.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:42

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This makes me feel so 'Merica.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:42

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I was thinking that it was a mistake to trade the Taco, but this is just sooooo America.

bryan40oop > 505Turbeaux 01/05/2015 at 13:43

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I can't even this truck

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > ly2v8-Brian 01/05/2015 at 14:08

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You a commie or sumthin? It should always be written in all caps "MURICA!"

ly2v8-Brian > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 01/05/2015 at 14:10

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ACESandEIGHTS > CalzoneGolem 01/05/2015 at 14:43

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It was right about then the Duke Boys decided to teach Turbeaux's dad a thing or two about proper automobile fashion.